April 2013
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Apr 5th
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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How Germans hear the German language: It is a beautiful day. The sun is shining and the birds are singing. How lovely. How everyone else hears the German language: HEIRS MEIN KAPUCHE GANS TOLL SEIT MEIN BUCHE GESTAUFT, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN SIEG HEIL MEIN FUHRER! 
Apr 1st
March 2013
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Mar 27th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 2nd
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February 2013
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I refuse to think that the man killed HItler was anything less than a saint. 
Feb 23rd
January 2013
7 posts
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Jan 27th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 3rd
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December 2012
8 posts
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Dec 27th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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November 2012
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Nov 15th
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Nov 13th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 3rd
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Report: Teen Commits Suicide After Seeing His...
kotakucom: Seeing an anime character die allegedly inspired a 14 year-old Russian boy to jump one hundred feet to his death, says a report. Read More DEDICATION! 
Nov 3rd
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October 2012
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Oct 30th
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In a typical CoD: MW3 server.
In a typical Cod: MW3 server. Your Team: You AFK Split screen fag Split screen fag L118A sniper twat who is 5 years old and trying to get shitty 360 no-scope/quickscopes to record and shit all over Youtube (And failing). Enemy Team: ACR Camper SCAR-L Heartbeat Sensor/Silencer Camper Type 95 Camper SCAR-L Camper MP7 Blind Eye and Assassin Camper Mk14 Camper with an aimbot During/Result of...
Oct 24th
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Facts in Battlefield 2.
If you blink, or take your eyes off the screen for more than one millisecond, you die. Throw only grenades, you become the best. Always teamkill with tanks, and then claim your computer lagged up.
Oct 24th
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Only in Battlefield 2.
In Battlefield 2, “spot” as many enemy boats as possible before you get kicked/banned. The goal is to get your entire radar full of boats. This is extremely useful in boat-less maps such as Strike at Karkand. If you start the boat spotting, many of your fellow team mates will join in.  “ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED!”  
Oct 24th
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In Battlefield 2
On the radio: Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted! Enemy infantry spotted!...
Oct 24th
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As a Support in BF3. See that bunch of enemy recons on top of that tall building? No problem, equip the mortar with high explosive shells and start spamming them all over the roof. There is nowhere to run or hide up there and you have unlimited shells so they’re screwed until they die, move or rage quit.  See that bunch of friendly ass-camping recons on top of that tall building? No problem, equip...
Oct 24th
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C4
C4 is a gift from DICE to BF3 trolls and to those willing to do the work of Allah, use it and abuse it. 
Oct 24th
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CoD ELITE
Yep, apparently CoD wasn’t making enough money, so now he’s raping the fanboys’ assholes (and wallets) with the Elite plan. It lets you level up your shitty clans and gives you shitty DLC. Inside of the terms and conditions of using it, it states that “Your account can be terminated at any time for any reason or no reason”. Only true fanboys will have their wallets...
Oct 22nd
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If a key can open many doors, its a master key. But if a door can be open by many keys, then its a piece of shit.  ^^^ Ladies, that would answer your question in society when a man is called a ‘player’ if he sleeps with many women and a women is called a ‘slut’ if she sleeps with many men.
Oct 13th
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Last sentence of the last Harry Potter book.
and then Harry Potter woke up in hospital with a tube down his throat, pumping his stomach of all the LSD he’d ingested. After all his adventures the only thing that was magic were the mushrooms.  THE END 
Oct 11th
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Last sentence of the last Harry Potter book.
Harry Potter woke up in his bed under the staircase realised everything was a dream, he looked outside…and discovered he survived the nuclear apocalypse and there are raiders, super mutants and giant cockroaches roaming about. 
Oct 10th
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JROTC kids….If you ever ask me to render a salute just because you’re an “officer”.   I’ll probably tell you to “fuck off”. You’re not real military. 
Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 1st